Thursday, April 7, 2011

Real Warning Labels

On as Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Really?)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (I think the retailer may take issue to this one)

On Dial soap: Use like regular soap (If you need this instruction, would this REALLY help you??)

On a Swann frozen dinner: serving suggestion: Defrost (only a suggestion)

On a hotel's shower cap box: fits one head (yes but what if you are Zaphod Beeblebrox?)

On Tesco's Tiramisu desert: (printed on the bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (ha ha too late)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are we really that stupid?)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body.  (if you are that dumb, don't you think you need a little burn?)

On a child's cough medicine: Do not drive or operate heavy machinery.  (I think this applies always.  can we just all agree on that)

On Nytol sleep aid: May cause drowsiness.  (may cause, it may be an effective product)

On a Korean kitchen knife: keep out of children (OK...)

On a string of Chinese made Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only (where else could they be used, lets ponder.... I guess that prevents use inside the body...)

On a Japanese food processor: not to be used for the other use (I'm curious what that other use could be)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: warning contains nuts

On an American Airlines package of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts (what about the warning that it contains nuts??)

On a Swedish Chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.  (What?!)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing this garment does not enable you to fly (and across the nation children's hearts break)

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